Meet the woman who has brought an earthquaking level of loud, unrestrained laughter to our office. Her name is Alison Leiby and she’s a stand-up comic and writer in New York (ps – she really likes wine). We just started following her on Twitter, and it’s one of the best decisions we have ever made… today.
Here are some of her Tweets that we loved, so enjoy a laugh on us.
According to romantic comedies, the only jobs women can have are magazine writer, wedding planner, or raging bitch.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) April 20, 2015
The person who did my taxes asked me if I was married and I was just like, "Ugh, Mom, enough!"
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) April 15, 2015
My body isn't really an apple or a pear, it's more of a bottle, because it's mostly full of wine.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) April 9, 2015
I think my neighbors can hear all of the moaning from my apartment. So embarrassing! They're totally going to know I'm eating cake.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) April 9, 2015
If you ever receive a text from me that says "almost there" just know that I'm still in bed wearing a bathrobe.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) April 1, 2015
I don't really get beauty sleep but I get a lot of good personality rest.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) March 27, 2015
"Be you. Be the best you. Be someone else entirely." – Women's magazines
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) March 18, 2015
As a woman, I'm glad the glass ceiling exists, because it's something else for us to clean.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) March 11, 2015
Celebrating #InternationalWomensDay by spending my $.77 on something pretty!!!
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) March 8, 2015
