Introducing the Leave Me Alurn, a portable, fake urn for women to take with them when they’re traveling solo to stop unwanted small talk. Because… “having headphones isn’t always enough to keep men I don’t know from talking to me.”
In addition to repelling men up to 50 feet from you, the Leave Me Alurn “conversation prophylactic” is also “a portable phone charger, and it’s even a stainless steel water bottle.” What’s more, it’s sold with Lower Back Spikes “because there’s never a reason to touch a woman’s lower back when walking past her… like, ever.” Commercial (watch it above) and products by SNL.