Earlier this week, Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn were announced as the new stars of season 2 of HBO’s hit crime drama True Detective, leaving leading ladies out in the cold… once again.

According to Funny or Die, “The internet was unhappy with the casting of True Detective season 2, so the creators have started from scratch with an entirely new show.”

This is their hilarious response… Tiny Detectives with Ellen Page (5′ 1″) and Kate Mara (5′ 2″).

BREAKING (REAL) NEWS: Just two hours ago, in an exclusive, Variety reported that “Rachel McAdams is said to be locking down the lead role in season 2 of HBO’s True Detective.” She would be the 3rd in a total of 4 leading roles (the 4th is another male actor – Taylor Kitsch).