“So when you’re choosing Michigan’s next attorney general, ask yourself this: Who can you trust most not to show you their penis in a professional setting? Is it the candidate who doesn’t have a penis? I’d say so.” – Dana Nessel

Meet Dana Nessel. A former Assistant Prosecutor with nearly 25 years of legal experience, she’s currently the managing partner of a law firm in Detroit. She’s also running for Michigan Attorney General. In what is now our new favorite political campaign ad, Dana discusses her candidacy by calling attention to what she will NOT do… including “sexually harass” her staff or “walk around in a half open bathrobe.”

This. Is. So. Good.

PS – In case you’re curious, this is our former favorite political ad, which was by retired U.S. Marine Lt. Colonel Amy McGrath when she was running for Congress in Kentucky in 2017.